folkmetalconfessions:

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I love how people around here are constantly making fun of their favorite musicians. Like, yes, Heri is a cartoon character who only wears black tank tops; Vreth is the inferior Mathias who has the less perfect pronounce, can’t fight weasels and accidently deletes months of work in a second; Jari is the nerdiest serial killer ever; Warlord is always screaming and his outfits must always have at least 30 belts, 3000 spikes or both; Chrigel can’t English; Teemu is a majestic tiny manta ray; etc etc. These are all based on love. If you can’t make fun of them, they’re not your favorite yet.

folkmetalconfessions:

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I love how people around here are constantly making fun of their favorite musicians. Like, yes, Heri is a cartoon character who only wears black tank tops; Vreth is the inferior Mathias who has the less perfect pronounce, can’t fight weasels and accidently deletes months of work in a second; Jari is the nerdiest serial killer ever; Warlord is always screaming and his outfits must always have at least 30 belts, 3000 spikes or both; Chrigel can’t English; Teemu is a majestic tiny manta ray; etc etc. These are all based on love. If you can’t make fun of them, they’re not your favorite yet.


Anonymous;
Trolly, you're leaving us! Aw, we'll miss you. *hugs* Hope you get things sorted and all is well with you soon!  

Did you really just call me “Trolly”? god i love you thx

I didn’t want to say much, but I guess it’s easier to commit myself not to come here or post anything if I actually tell you people I won’t. So, yeah, I’ll be off for some time, guys.  I don’t know when I’ll be back, but I probably will, eventually, so don’t forget me just yet



Everyone wondering what he is listening to, or thinking that he is pretending to like the music: he is listening to Turisas2013


whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right


thezombiecake:

train-deer:

alphatimelinebetakid:

umblaireon:

bryanq117:

m0shcore:

sirshon:

madstick:

thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH

We should make a band

THIS IA AMAZING

Guys look it’s The Strokes

I bet their music is orgasmic 

Oh my fucking god what the fuck I’m laughing so hard.


losingmyinsanity:

landofwastingmytime:

They are one with nature.

Jukka: be the mountain
Teemu: be the…smaller mountain

losingmyinsanity:

landofwastingmytime:

They are one with nature.

Jukka: be the mountain

Teemu: be the…smaller mountain



landofwastingmytime:

wumpskittles:

a-stark-in-winterfell:

My queue tag is Time Queue and if you don’t get that joke please re-evaluate your choices in music.

Have you set it to automatically publish twice every decade?

It’s probably supposed to publish once a year but it keeps having bullshit computer problems…


paganbattlestuff:

One of the most kvlt things in my possession. That’s a handwritten interview with Euronymous from around 1988 when he was still referring to Mayhem as “Death Metal”.


trolldicks:

I was going to make a joke about Vreth not being able to defend himself from weasels but then I sat back and thought about it and came to the realization that he probably couldnt


breathofashes:

konguloarkonan:

how many weasels would you fight for this man

i’m thinking like 14 weasels tops. after that i’d still fight the weasels but he would have to agree to help and somehow i doubt that would work out at all.

breathofashes:

konguloarkonan:

how many weasels would you fight for this man

i’m thinking like 14 weasels tops. after that i’d still fight the weasels but he would have to agree to help and somehow i doubt that would work out at all.


breathofashes:

excuse me, police? yes a metal dude posted a photo of himself with a kitten


hastemalaise:

Kampfar
Dolk
Live in London 2014
www.hastemalaise.com
Thanks to Dolk for his faith in me x x x 

hastemalaise:

Kampfar

Dolk

Live in London 2014

www.hastemalaise.com

Thanks to Dolk for his faith in me x x x 


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